not Just any girl can pick me up . im a woman with STANDARDS . those being :

• willing to mommy me
• thats it rlly um

shoutout hazy thats twin right there

yk its bad when im running out of ways to creatively say “i love motherly women” cuz i say it so much

do yall think queen elizabeth was a fujoshi

idk what it is but i swear to god the air in school is significantly worse than everywhere else that shit fucks me up

ive got severe paranoid personality disorder and even im more stable then matrix dawg

i got a dentist appointment soon . usually id be excited abt a woman playing around in my mouth but this is significantly less exciting

ugh i have such a crush on oomf … but i’m too scared to tell her … so nothings gonna happen probably … ughhhh …

america is crazy yall literally have a state called misery

everything i post is in memory of uncle milton <3 hes not dead i just remembered him <3

@ellie irl

( visibly glowing ) sorry we’re out of lightbulbs

hmmm .. today i will stalk oomf

im at the point where “blade” looks incorrect . it’s spelled “Bladee”

im bladee she call me bladey <3 angel or demon maybe <3

honestly the scariest part of going to the dentist is having the dentist be dissapointed in me for not brushing enough that shit is terrifying

two teachers r absent so i went to school later than usual (8am instead of 6am) and Holy Fuck it is crazy how going to school when theres some sun out makes me significantly more awake n less annoyed i feel so much better than usual lol

good morning everyone