the funny thing is i'm pretty sure there's a duckduckgo hardcoded answer to "is duckduckgo up" which says "Yes"

wouldn't it be funny if

@VegaHarmonia i eated it :3

all browsers are chromium
all of fedi is hetzner
all search engines are bing

we can't keep doing this guys

@eris haha.. *leans back, glass of whiskey in hand* i think you'll find.. duck duck.. GOOSE!

@VegaHarmonia duckducknotforgotten

duck duck went 😔

@eris not enough laser eyes

@eris @mia passing around dead yassie posts from mastodon.lol is like passing a kidney

@eris my most popular post on reddit was me saying "what if they renamed the Hell biome to Heck"
my second most popular was linking to wholesomehentai

@eris karma doesn't matter. did your post on r/shittymcsuggestions get featured on an ibxtoycat video? didn't think so 😎

yesterday i went to sleep after 24 hours of awake time and woke up 3 hours later
thankfully i continued sleeping but that was scary

@astrid helo

goob mornin

@eris you could use scss and compile it

@eris you can change things based on inner elements but css strictly doesn't deal with content

@eris uh oh

paws at u (im holding a knife

@cheri she's a 10 but she champions suckless

i would call my alter ego efioa but that looks exactly as pronounceable as aoife