finally found a friend who also wants to learn parkour and is also upset that all parkour courses have been converted to american ninja warrior training

she has circus experience and i did martial arts so we're both like up to the task but grrrrr i wanna learn in a safe environment i wanna harm reduction this

@mia the other day i was cleaning out drawers at my grandpa's house and i found a cheap PS/2 mouse new in box
it was in that shitty early-00s crimped plastic packaging

just got this in the mail. this has gotta be worth like. millions. came with a bunch of metal though

good morbing

you ever go to your email client and feel a bit lonely and disappointed when there isn't anything in the spam folder

boyfriendd,,,,

@ellie stop talking about "marks" and "cysts" and start talking about "bites" and "hickeys" 🌺

@nano yeah calico cats are genetically almost always female so we should he/him them more often

we should gender more calico cats as masculine to piss off transphobes

today i learned you can go get any git repo and it will clone it to your go store. go get git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/torvalds/linux.git

this toolchain is a joke

@nano awesome

@nano hi nano here's a fun bug :3 i accept your follow request and send mine
and then i refresh
and then the follow request is still there :3

@ellie queen!!!

the intersection between "people with understanding of biblical, yiddish, and israeli references" and "people who listen to underscores" consists of only me and the people i forced to listen to underscores

this hebrew update to spotify goes crazy

@nano if i were to project my own anxieties i think that might be because their main channel is "the one where important good polished things go" and then nothing feels polished enough and the more you dont post the more daunting it is

heard the words "may the shadow of the moon fall on a world at peace" and almost broke down crying on the tram

i don't think i'm on estrogen yet

fedi software comparison

wafrn: has "waff" in the name
everything else: doesn't

the choice is clear

this is the most incoherent joke i've made i think

@eris would be about as slow as sharkey