@h porkbun offering .gay domains one year for free two months out of the year has been destructive for my wallet

i wish every microwave that doesn't wait like 5 minutes before beeping again a very i know my burrito is ready fuck off

@astrid who's the perfect minister

shoutout south america they make the best girls over there

my gender is a python file that doesn't have a .py extension and instead has #!/usr/bin/env python3 at the top

in honor of people misattributing the A in LGBTQIA to mean "allies", i present the new LGBTQIA:

Lads
Guys
Bros
Top dogs
Qomrades
Intern you know is kinda cool but you don't really vibe with
Asexuals

@astrid 501-5.5.4 Empty HELO/EHLO argument not allowed, closing connection.

@astrid helo

the cop slide video is like 100x funnier if you watch it backwards

@eris can't believe this video is nine years old

what some of yalls polycules look like

is this rizz. do i have game

yes, and you call them as:Persons despite the fact that they are obviously dolls.

am i crazy

this is what my plurality look like

@arichtman @limepot tailscale is REALLY easy and good the one minor hitch is that their server software is closed source. but there's headscale if you want to replicate it yourself

but yeah literally just `tailscale up` on a new machine, and then you log in, and then you can do `ping hostname` from any other machine on the VPN it's amazing