i've been in this house for three months it has a bunch of my grandparents' old shit in it one of those things is a watch that beeps on the hour (on :58 actually) and beeps 20 TIMES at midnight i've been dealing with it for all this time, it's so loud it can be heard across the house i FINALLY FOUND IT and the button for the alarm is pushed in, and i don't have a watch screwdriver what do i do
i've said this before but yassie is the model agender they get misgendered in either direction roughly the same amount of times gender null at its finest
ok idk if im stupid but when i see porn of people with huge dicks and they're hard in their pants and it's like next to their leg
how do they do that. mine doesn't bend that way. it barely goes 70 degrees without starting to hurt. i would ask "does this happen" but i've seen it in like meat porn. am i broken again
yall are complaining about the endless misskey forks but you're forgetting the mstdn-ebooks ecosystem, with 30 thousand forks, all of which add one line and go dormant for three years before someone forks it again
dankpods is really good background noise for me because he explains everything the same way in every video and i dont automatically focus on what he's saying