girls named professor i didn't tell i dropped out of uni are texting me

by the way matt mullenweg is available for bullying again

https://ma.tt/2024/05/sabbatical-wrap/

@ellie your girlfriend is cute

so my parents bought me a magic everything-cooker and i wrote preparation notes for various dishes

i love finding small articles written in completely unencyclopedic tone on wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Write-only_memory_(joke)

just rebased 30 interweaving commits into 6 coherent changes ama

in the terror cell. straight up "bombing" it. and by "it", haha, well, let's just say. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.

someone should plot the entropy of a large language model asked to give a random number and see if it's even close to pseudorandom

lebron james reportedly shielded against a grab

cozy with my parents' cat :>
forgot how fucking gigantic he is he's 8 kilos i'm so used to leon being 600g

missed the train by ten seconds
so now instead of napping for an hour and a half
i have to stand for an hour
and switch trains
and hopefully find a place to sit then

can we bring back the diaresis for words like coördinate and preëmptive

what happens if a jane remover and a jane immover collide

i just realized i have a proper shenanigans budget now

wait im in bed again
how did i get here
goddamnit