do you think bottom text is a power bottom or a princess pillow? is top text a dominatrix or mommy dommy? both? are they in a monogamous relationship?

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it's not 10 it's actually 33:56 i'm just staying up real late i promise it's still the previous day

leon finally ate through my headphone cable;

they should invent instagram again and have it be the 2014 instagram just so ellie can use it

yeah yeah conservapedia is cringe but have you heard of ultraorthodox jewish censored wikipedia

no!!! i don't like meta!!! i just insert my opinion on anything that's going on and/or publicly complain about "dumb meta" that doesn't even exist yet, thereby creating it!!!

— everyone on fedi all of the time

girls named professor i didn't tell i dropped out of uni are texting me

by the way matt mullenweg is available for bullying again

https://ma.tt/2024/05/sabbatical-wrap/

@ellie your girlfriend is cute

so my parents bought me a magic everything-cooker and i wrote preparation notes for various dishes

i love finding small articles written in completely unencyclopedic tone on wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Write-only_memory_(joke)

just rebased 30 interweaving commits into 6 coherent changes ama

in the terror cell. straight up "bombing" it. and by "it", haha, well, let's just say. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C.

someone should plot the entropy of a large language model asked to give a random number and see if it's even close to pseudorandom

lebron james reportedly shielded against a grab

cozy with my parents' cat :>
forgot how fucking gigantic he is he's 8 kilos i'm so used to leon being 600g

missed the train by ten seconds
so now instead of napping for an hour and a half
i have to stand for an hour
and switch trains
and hopefully find a place to sit then