dutch is like keysmashing for straight people

oh god it's been two years
yeah i made https://github.com/tormentnexus it's funny i think you should have a look

Repost if small itty bitty soft breast tissue on all genders is safe with you

and why she aoify

no aoife stop chewing plastic bad dog

featuring @deci

i should get a caliper

my profile status on slack and github has been "happy trans day of visibility" for the past two months

apparently it's not normal to just have a bag of usb thumb drives lying around?? i couldn't tell you that i bought any i just kinda collect them

i should get the blåhaj barcode tattooed somewhere

apparently getting a forklift certification is only two days and like a thousand shekels
hmmmmm <---- gears turning

kinda silly how https://github.com/lib exists solely for one Go postgres library

Thanks to @nbsp for the idea

bot that replies to every "what does OH: mean" post with randomly generated disinformation

GitHub released a new "beginner's guide to git" on their blog and i'm sure it's very high-quality

some spam email scraped my linkedin and tried to translate my name into hebrew

ended up with [aʢiˈjufa ˈxaːsɪdi]
a friend said it sounds like a 19th-century ottoman Tiberias rebbetzin that upset all of eretz-israel's scholars but came to be admired by them because of her strong rhetorical writing and ended up being considered a thought-leader for women in the jewish world and then in the 80s they found out she had a lesbian affair with a muslim woman