go on. enter. pussy

the fresh prince of Baden-Baden

mouse → <:3~

finally found a friend who also wants to learn parkour and is also upset that all parkour courses have been converted to american ninja warrior training

she has circus experience and i did martial arts so we're both like up to the task but grrrrr i wanna learn in a safe environment i wanna harm reduction this

just got this in the mail. this has gotta be worth like. millions. came with a bunch of metal though

good morbing

you ever go to your email client and feel a bit lonely and disappointed when there isn't anything in the spam folder

boyfriendd,,,,

we should gender more calico cats as masculine to piss off transphobes

today i learned you can go get any git repo and it will clone it to your go store. go get git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/torvalds/linux.git

this toolchain is a joke

@nano hi nano here's a fun bug :3 i accept your follow request and send mine
and then i refresh
and then the follow request is still there :3

this hebrew update to spotify goes crazy

heard the words "may the shadow of the moon fall on a world at peace" and almost broke down crying on the tram

i don't think i'm on estrogen yet

fedi software comparison

wafrn: has "waff" in the name
everything else: doesn't

the choice is clear

this is the most incoherent joke i've made i think

yes, and you call them as:Persons despite the fact that they are obviously dolls.

buying this guy to give him top surgery scars

do you think weyland and yutani ever explored each others bodies

how did we get to the point where the verb "democratizing" on anything is an immediate red flag

getting a headmate called "The Wind" so i can blame them for any and all sexual innuendo i make