the SECOND i get the power and spoons to clean the house for tomorrow
leon sits on me and calms down for the first time in a week

life is a practical joke

in theWoods of Mystery. straight up "majoring" it. and by "it", haha, well, let's just say. My mask

wahoo

not me calling a rotating apple peeler an "apple lathe"

@nbsp workplace-offensive dubstep

RE: https://yearning.gay/objects/3fec01e9-9bec-4c1b-ab3b-d556da6c36fb

ripped the slack notification sound effects into a sample pack, have fun making workplace-offensive dubstep

go on. enter. pussy

the fresh prince of Baden-Baden

mouse → <:3~

finally found a friend who also wants to learn parkour and is also upset that all parkour courses have been converted to american ninja warrior training

she has circus experience and i did martial arts so we're both like up to the task but grrrrr i wanna learn in a safe environment i wanna harm reduction this

just got this in the mail. this has gotta be worth like. millions. came with a bunch of metal though

good morbing

you ever go to your email client and feel a bit lonely and disappointed when there isn't anything in the spam folder

boyfriendd,,,,

we should gender more calico cats as masculine to piss off transphobes

today i learned you can go get any git repo and it will clone it to your go store. go get git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linux/kernel/git/torvalds/linux.git

this toolchain is a joke

@nano hi nano here's a fun bug :3 i accept your follow request and send mine
and then i refresh
and then the follow request is still there :3

this hebrew update to spotify goes crazy

heard the words "may the shadow of the moon fall on a world at peace" and almost broke down crying on the tram

i don't think i'm on estrogen yet