my hipstericity cant handle it

RE: https://yearning.gay/objects/f1a3aed9-dba6-4099-bc60-1910c7bcb201

wow dome popular bands r good this is fucked

it’s not a “generalized anxiety disorder”, it’s called parenting, sweaty

do robot catgirls spit out wireballs with dead servos in them?

stubbed my toe. I leave all my magic cards to my wives. battle about it in a game of commander

why am I always hearing about international days two hours after midnight. like bro you’re telling me I missed aro day of visibility by staying up late!?? like just post about it the day before so I have time to see the post and dm it to people so they see it in time on a service wizards actually check multiple times a day???

honestly that old irish tradition where the two people getting married would receive a cut in the palm of their hand and then hold hands so that their blood intermingles and they become family is sapphic as Fuck omg

4 was 2016 years ago… feeling yet?

i said to people "arc is a useless meme and you should never touch it" and they said I was wrong

look who's laughing now

LOADING TIP

It's necessary to eat to stay alive. Don't forget to prepare and eat regular meals! I mean in real life. There's no hunger meter in this game, that would kinda suck.

gonna be the first dutch poster on here. op weg naar de Jumbo liep ik door een tulpenveld. toen ik de bocht om ging bij de windmolen kwam een van mijn klompen vast te zitten en werd ik onthoofd door een van de wieken. verdrietig!

It's almost 2015 😸

I’m just. a goat.. eating jeans. breaking hearts…

yk I’m new and all, but I haven’t seen people with the same @ and display name. I wonder how deranged I look

I wonder how many fedi posts have more favourites than redogs or whatever they’re called. seems really hard to ratio someone in that way