people who let their pets outside with no supervision are like long term smokers. they dont believe the bad outcome will happen because it hasnt happened yet, but once it does, there’s no going back

if you let your cat roam freely outside it should be legal for me to yoink it and keep it

tumblr has such a vibe that fedi could never replicate. because if anyone said something like this the instance would’ve been dead for 7 years

gamepass is microsofts only good product

iracing is so funny like oh you want me to buy some form of sim racing setup? that isnt cheap. oh you wanna play iracing? 10$ subscription. oh you wanna do more than one type of race? every other car is dlc. also if you want specific cars it costs money. also if you’re new to sim racing fuck you eat shit and die

i think my cutie mark would be a glock 17 with an illegal autosear modification, a beer bottle, and a blunt laced with enough fentanyl to kill every precinct of the atlanta police force

@ellie if minecraft wasnt as popular as it was and the majority of players had to figure out stuff on their own i dont think any update since like 2010 would be received well

oh! me

@ellie has one slight issue with windows that isnt too important but kinda bothers u so u wanna find out how to fix it

“INSTALL LINUX INSTALL LINUX GET LINUX WHAT LINUX??? THE LINUX 5000 YOU NEED THE LINUX LINUX INSTALL NOW!!!!”

@eris why would i buy chocolate not made by slaves?? ugh its so expensive compared to nestle 🙄

there should be an adblocker that tracks how much money the ads you’ve been blocking has totaled

@ellie sorry bestie its a tradition now

there is something deeply wrong with me :3

@sam my favorite hobbies are lifting my ford 350 platinum’s suspension 3 meters, buying aftermarker 12000 lumen LED racks for the front, back, sides, and bottom of my truck, and tailgating every motorcycle rider in front of me on the highway while complaining online that they get to lane split for their “safety.” communist liberal biden lovers are trying to take this away from me. this country is ruined.

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auuh

every time i get on tf2 the matchmaker decides its time for me to have all the most annoying shitty toxic players in my lobbies

when the mlp episode about settlers on native land and its surprisingly not awful