how do i ask her to read me a bedtime story witbout embarrassing myself or looking like a pathetic little girl fuck fuck shit help

@ellie@yearning.gay ask her to read you the fundamentals of calculus

@puppygirlhornypost but thats boring smart people shit … ima dog .. i wanna hear stories abt bunnies prancing arnd the meadow ,,,

@ellie @puppygirlhornypost no i could teach you about l'hôpital's rule and sandwich theorem :>

@nbsp @puppygirlhornypost but thats boringggg i want magical stories abt angels and the snow

@ellie @puppygirlhornypost oh l'hôpital's rule is magical

@ellie @puppygirlhornypost lim(f(x)/g(x)) = lim(f'(x)/g'(x)) is magic and proof that god is real

@ellie need to do this / need this to happen to me fr