Never asking my parents to buy me shampoo again . aside from the fact it’s men’s shampoo , fucking FIVE IN ONE !?!?? FIVE IN ONE ?????? WHAT KIND OF A FUCKING LUNaTIC USES 5 IN 1 SHOWER GEL ?????

ALSO WHY ARE THEY ALL IN GERMAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@ellie Five in ones should be illegal

@ellie five in one??????????? how

@ellie 5 in one men? are they plural? 👉👈

@sam@mk.woem.space @ellie@yearning.gay soap shampoo conditioner asbestos mercury

@ellie@yearning.gay limited edition german version

@ellie i only wash uo with 30 in 1

@ellie@yearning.gay related

@ellie this is a real thing?? i thought it was a joke lmao

@ellie they say its five in one, its only good as shampoo.

mens shampoo is cheaper. just use womens conditioner

@error420 i mean i’ve always used women’s conditioner + shampoo anyway cuz it tends to just Work better kdjfghkjdfh

@ellie@yearning.gay Two bottles with Polish text, one bottle with German text, where do you even live to achieve this level of linguistic diversity?

@ellie why is shampoo gendered.. .. why do i want to eat this shampoo..