its october . u are permitted 1 ( One ) pumpkinfucking joke this month . use it wisely

@ellie WGAT

@ellie
i never got that last year

@ellie how many pumpkin fucking jokes am I allowed to make fun of

@deadofwinter all of them

@ellie thanks I was gonna do that anyway 💖

@ellie
More the fool, you: my pumpkin fucking joke takes thirty-one days to complete