fedi instances are literally ran better than tumblr btw. i don’t remember the last time i saw fedi meta about an instance administrator asking 15 year olds how to run their instance, or how to monetize their instance.

@LARSNEVERDIES@labyrinth.zone hey lars how should I monetize transfem.social? can you give me any tips and tricks? ​​

@LARSNEVERDIES@labyrinth.zone @chlo3@chadthundercock.com can you help too? need to make sure i am hip

Okay but this is somehow not even that sad. I don’t have millions of users, and I certainly don’t have a networth of $400 million.

I want you to imagine, the equivalent of Elon Musk asking Lars for help

@zebo@akkoma.kawaiizenbo.me I think it's just missing one last famous fedi minor. @ellie@yearning.gay i need your help making my instance hip for kids

@zebo@akkoma.kawaiizenbo.me @ellie@yearning.gay ellie will help me appeal to the homosexuals /lh

@KataKabun @puppygirlhornypost2 oh no

@puppygirlhornypost2 i hope this doesnt come off as like annoying or passive aggressive but dont @ me in random posts / reply chains pls dkfmdmgmfm

@ellie@yearning.gay no it's entirely fair sorry eie.