90% of those discord scams r literally just this idk how ppl keep fallin for em

@ellie what if they had discord scams but with motherly lesbians

@zebo @ellie hold on let em cook

@ellie@yearning.gay What if u were trapped in Door cage what you u do

@ellie@yearning.gay maybe that one saying on how the average human attention span is actually shorter than a goldfish really is true after all

(it's more a myth but i find it funny)

Oh Hey Cool door. I will walk into it and maybe i will get rewarded for my curiosity

@ellie@yearning.gay ​​ its not even iron doors

@ellie@yearning.gay put a ​​ there and now it's a fedi trap

@ten @ellie punch the doors until they break and then slap whoever put it there to death and steal their bread

@ellie@yearning.gay the wooden door. you see in my day we used iron doors, iron pressure plate, obsidian roof with a water bucket inside

@ellie@yearning.gay why did this show up in my dreams last night

@eris@akkoma.meows.gay @ellie@yearning.gay Death bread slap

@ellie curiosity