piracy used to be so much more fun
i remember installing office 2007 on five machines at once, calling microsoft, and screaming "zero" into the speech-to-text bot when they asked me how many times i've used this key before

@eris honestly i'm no longer convinced hcaptchas are there for captchas i truly believe they're just using us for free labour

@elsie born to play rust forced to write rust

i'm queering the "withholding my big patchset until it's fully ready as to not embarrass myself if i drop it" "announcing my plans to work on something in order to get direction and feedback from the maintainers" binary

in front of you are two janes. one removes and the other only adds

@winter @atlrvrse uuhhh i do this https://github.blog/2021-06-10-privilege-escalation-polkit-root-on-linux-with-bug/

@lily in two posts
common mastodon l

@winter @atlrvrse emma@emmaverse > sudo cat /etc/shadow

@lily idk yankee and quebec don't sound as catchy

@eris hi

@larsfrommars this is incredibly funny because there's a high chance sepharad isn't actually where spain was and is just a biblical name that was tacked on

@Velveteen probably? that kernel is kind of old

@larsfrommars no, this is iceshrimp

@s @ellie i would never

@larsfrommars i thought the same thing but i think i confused him with grumpy cat who died in 2019

@m hi look at this cool thing my gf made

RE: https://seafoam.space/objects/69d8357f-d7ef-48ce-9cc8-73537929539c

After two weeks of work, I'm announcing the first release of my latest project is up: Shoelace! It's an alternative frontend for Instagram's Threads, written in Rust, and powered by the spools library (made with the help of my girlfriend @nbsp <3).

Check it out at https://sr.ht/~nixgoat/shoelace

The official public instance (at least for now) is located at https://shoelace.mint.lgbt/

@eris dw about it :) patpat