wild how every vegetable ( other than potatoes ) is SO much better raw than when it is cooked . it’s like miles better raw

@ellie wrong .

@stupidpuppy enjoy ur gross limp carrots and fuckass soft brocoli . i’ll in crunchtown enjoying the juice and texture of raw vegetables

@ellie what about spinach n mushrooms

@ellie as a salad: mid af
cooked down with a bunch of garlic: A+ side dish

@codicil im already a mushroom hater but spinach is best as a snack eaten sraight out of the fridge

@ellie ive made palak paneer that i think could change your mind...

@ellie what about onions

@ellie@yearning.gay @codicil@discordian.social stf (/lh) mushrooms r the goat esp raw (they aren't vegetables though i think they're some other thing idk i'm not a plant nerd

@ellie@yearning.gay sorry i have to block you for this take 😔 /j

@tauon @codicil @ellie yeah, mushrooms are as close to plants as they are mammals
Which is to say they are a:
-Carbon based life form

@ellie@yearning.gay i can kinda understand where you come from but unfortunately im gonna have to disagree on a bunch of points here
for example spinach which takes forever to chew and then i can't convince myself to swallow raw


though lettuce, eating straight lettuce off of the head is goated

@ellie takes a bite of a raw potato I'm sorry you were saying?

@winter @tauon @alfredohno @ellie yes and we're talking about food and they're culinarily a vegetable

@winter@translunar.academy @alfredohno@woem.space @codicil@discordian.social @ellie@yearning.gay i love the way you used the autism emoji there

@ellie you shrimply aren’t a master chef like me

@stupidpuppy cooked vegetables lose ALL of the crunch n juice they have …

@mira Yes - vegetables r best raw n out of the fridge . cold , crunchy , still full of juice , etc

@ellie@yearning.gay carrots especially

@ellie wrong + dumb + im master chef

@ellie TRUE but i dont like potatoes n some other veggies im not a huge veggie girl but i do love lettuce n carrots those r yumyum

@agatha
*shoves an onion and several cloves of garlic in my mouth*

nah i think she's right
@ellie

@lily @ellie do you think ginger counts? they look nice to take a bite

@agatha
raw ginger is tasty, can confirm

and it's as much a vegetable as potato
@ellie

@lily @agatha “raw” ginger implies that you could cook a ginger . i am a ginger . donot Cook me that is Evil