is the plural of milf “milves” ? like that doesn’t feel right but theres now way it’s “milfs” thatd b so stupid if so

@ellie i thought that said malewives

@ellie@yearning.gay realky like the implication that milves has with being similar to elves, like they have fey magic or something

@ellie your options are:

• milfs (-s plural suffix)
• milves (follows typical english phonotactic conventions)
• milf (Mothers I'd Like to Fuck)
• msilf (MotherS I'd Like to Fuck)

the most common one i've seen is milfs, but my personal favorite is milves

@tokiwren @ellie alternatively you could ruminate more on the question "what is a group of mothers called"
and i present bilf (bookclub i'd like to fuck)

@tokiwren @ellie

• milven (there’s no good reason to use the germanic -en plural; it’s just really euphonious)

@ellie
according to french the plural of "milf" would be "milfs" but pronounced /i/ (according to "œuf" which plural "œufs" pronounced /ø/)

@aprzn @tokiwren @ellie i'd object only because of potential confusion with the adjective