“freudian slip” implies the existence of the freudian fall

therapy is great n all but being bitten by a girl with captivating eyes is cheaper and more effective

calling up god and going Hey oomf could u pls give me a uterus already

OwO

aint no hollaback girllllll

i cant stop subconsciously calling older women “mom” . it Might be over for me

my parents probably think im going to the gym to become a muscular man . in fact , i am going to gym to become a pretty little princess who will be held by muscular men . So ,

my irl just described me as “anything but a straight male”

yeah . that’s me . Pretty Porcelain Angel

my wings graceful . my halo shines with the love of one hundred thousand suns . im elegant bro

apologies for having big brown eyes and being a little stupid do yuo stil love mne

@zebo cuz they are

tfw the first class of the day got cancelled so now ur just kinda standing in this foggy & dystopian polish village

@julia fda … more like fuck dick association ……

if sour patch kids released a flavor that was laced with estrogen their sales would skyrocket cuz lets be real . mostly only trans girls are eating them

WAHHH !!!

goodmorning everyone !!

@sierra whgat the Fuck .

i love going to bed and sleeping . its like ok goodnight