@elysia you’re what

i just saw wife’s shoulder and let out a very loving and lesbian sigh

@elysia listen .

need him

moth women ……………….

ok but what abt motherly boys

@elysia im sorry ok ..

@elysia sorry im bird colorblind

if u want a puppygirl gf ur just gonna have to accept that she’s going to bite your shoes and tear apart your couch and piss on your carpet . u wanted a puppy , you got a puppy …. that’s just how it goes …

@elysia geese are rlly just winged puppies if u thinka bt it

I'm unmedicated

i camnt stop fucking laughing omg

everytime i walk past a security camera i strike a lil pose and wave at them . like Hello little security guard !!!! i see you !! surveying the populous !!!

how life feels as a girl with big beautiful brown eyes

and just like that . Peace was restored to my timeline

why hasn’t anyone made estrogen infused tea yet . thatd go so hard