today on #ellieAdvice : eat lemons they are yummy

Swedish Deity

im not therian but im also not human im just kinda like an angel dog robot yknow man i’m just like that man i’m chill as shit man

there is nothing more intimate than letting a woman run her hands over your motherboard

akkoma has easily the best looking ui of any fedi software which is why they had to give it database rot . to balance it out . if it worked it would be simply Too Powerful

( akkoma = a coma )

walked into the activity pub and asked for that shit that will put u into akkoma

i love it when boys have that female bestie vibe . like Yessss girl omg

what do i have to do to make you drop this …. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba_Nic6VjtE

ohhh nettspend my glorious prince ….

@ajt LITERALLY 😭😭😭😭 “you dont wanna know” girl then why wld i be asking dkfjhgkjdfhdfh

i dont rlly like when u ask someone why something / someone is bad and they just reply with “problematic” . cuz that could mean like anything and what counts as “problematic” varies from person to person dfkjhgdjfgh just like directly say what it was pls thatd be sooo much clearer

this is what i look like every time someone i don’t know replies to me w smth flirty

“i can fix her” actually she’s perfect just how she is …………..

@h gorepack is such a good fucking album i love what he did with the production on it . he’s always been a great producer but the beats for i see dead ppl and pentagram are so crazy

@h i rlly fw funeral so if u care , here is The ellie funeral album ranking :

1. gorepack ( 9/10 )
2. sicario ( 8.5/10 )
3. i know something you don’t ( 8.5/10 )
4. asphyxiated ( 8.5/10 )
5. superplastic ( 7.5 / 10 )
6. remorse ( 7 / 10 )
7. eviscerated ( 7 / 10 )

so excited for forcemasc friday

i was that one kid in middle school who did NOT play about markiplier