life may be hard but at least i have cute hips and a box of raspberry juice

Hello. This is CIA agent Dean Amaretto. “ellie” has been a social experiment. Thank you for participating. fuck bitches get money

Top Ten Slop Moments

“can we hold hands” : woke

“can we interlock halos” : bespoke

after im done with my loud noise body horror “heaven is evil” album im gonna make an album about two cute angels in love and its gonna be awesome

Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream cake in my Fronto Leaf

i love being a cute lil robot !

my mind runs off of like six megabytes of RAM

@puppygirlhornypost2

new instance rule : if you disrespect avril lavinge we are sentencing you to eight hours in the slammer

i shouldnt have to come out tbh like if u can’t tell im gay thats on you atp

im gonna be like 35 still looking at beautiful women and thinking “i want her to be my mom”

u ever stretch so hard you enter a state of bliss for a few seconds and it takes your eyes a little bit to be able to see again . that’s what heaven feels like

“go to social” bitch where the fuck is “social” ?????

i Looooove being a sleepy girl i love snoring n drooling everywhere and waking up with the craziest case of bedhead

( experimentally ) decided 2 turn on frqs for this acc . no hard feelings if i dont let u in theres a 90% chance i just forgot to check the frqs tab lol

theyre not allowed to put me in a straightjacket … i’m gay …..

@vozercozer being unemployed just gives u more time to be a puppygirl </3

Wait . baseball mascots are just like furries for conservatives

i love seeing some people use dating apps cuz u can tell when they’ve used them before because they min / max that shit more then me playing a roguelike its so funny