this is my gay son .

i need one of those mechanical wagging tails sooo bad

“boobie trapped ?” oh no .. we’ve got to rescue it …

just woke up from my little nap .. feel so refreshed

@elsie girls with cereal numbers 🥣

google how do i convince her to become my mom

@tauon nah i genuinely dont think ive ever owned a pc with something more powerful than an i5 FKSMGMMDHG

ive literally never owned a computer that had a gpu in it

@tauon i used it in a vm for a bit but stopped after a while cuz my specs of 8gb ram and intel i5 Reallyyyyy arent cut out to efficiently run a vm lol

@astrid THIS IS SO HARD WAIT

#WormUp

I LOVE BEING BISEXUAL !!!!!!!!

ye have no maiden . ye bones be rotten with scurvy . to the plank with ye

t4t is awesome but theres a specific sense of acceptance and belonging i get from dating cis people . its like !! they accept me !! im no different than they are !! :>

call me a portal turret the way i wanna be murdered by a lesbian and apologize for getting in her way

honestly my taste in operating systems is purely vibes based . like windows used to be vibes but it’s not vibes anymore . most linux distros dont rlly have any vibes theyre just boring . macos has vibes but theyre like bad vibes . haiku has Perfect vibes like it’s So peak stylistically

honestly if haiku could run fl studio and paint . net id be using it daily

@solonovamax aint a dress like an entire thing from torso to legs

ankle length skirt my beloved

born to be a rockstar .. forced to be a semi - well known fedi shitposter ….