i love eating soil ! i feed on the essence of the earth ! the growthbed of the fauna !
age regressing so hard i turn back hundreds of millions of years of evolution just so i can be some fuckass fish that sucks on microbes to stay alive
wish i could go back in time so that whenever the teachers in elementary school asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up i could reply with “unemployed”
yknow for all the friends i do have crushes on its rlly nice to have like rlly close besties that i only feel platonic affection towards . it’s like yeah thats my bestie i trust them with my life
the butterflies in my stomach gotta start paying rent atp they’re here 24/7
old men she/her boats all the time . they womanify objects . we should manify objects like . “oh hey look at that little guy” . instead of saying “pass me a beer” say “give me that boy” . someone asks you about your boat ? “oh he’s grand !!”