@elysia which is pike

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what does my history say about me

@fiore @sasha as of late i’ve been in a bit of a “i want manly men” mood but omg hes so cute look at those gay little eyes

i love eating soil ! i feed on the essence of the earth ! the growthbed of the fauna !

age regressing so hard i turn back hundreds of millions of years of evolution just so i can be some fuckass fish that sucks on microbes to stay alive

lowkey need to be compressed to a .zip file

getting downloaded must feel Soooooo good

wish i could go back in time so that whenever the teachers in elementary school asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up i could reply with “unemployed”

tfw u lowkey wanna marry oomf

imagine hating on me . i’m literally snug as a bug in a rug rn .

an epic battle

yknow for all the friends i do have crushes on its rlly nice to have like rlly close besties that i only feel platonic affection towards . it’s like yeah thats my bestie i trust them with my life

@elysia 😭😭😭😭

sometimes a girl just wants to do some dillydallying !!!! thats ok !!!!

@elysia elysia is a top ten poster …

the butterflies in my stomach gotta start paying rent atp they’re here 24/7

kicking my feet , twirling my hair , y’know , the whole thing ,

old men she/her boats all the time . they womanify objects . we should manify objects like . “oh hey look at that little guy” . instead of saying “pass me a beer” say “give me that boy” . someone asks you about your boat ? “oh he’s grand !!”

We’re locking in for the next two hours .