every day i pray to god … Please God , Please !!! just one more interaction with a croomf , i beg of you !!!!

@puppygirlhornypost2 https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2307052

contrary to popular belief , you CANT teach an old dog new tricks !!! for example :

• retiring
• getting a pension
• posting uncwed politics on mastodon (( ??? for some reason idk why they fuck w that one
• golfing
• eating almost exclusivley pastries
• raisinmoding

@puppygirlhornypost2 mods u do NOT have my permission or consent to do so 😭😭😭

@puppygirlhornypost2 what if i Cried and Expoded amnd Died huh what abt that

wait is . like geographically . what continent is greenland on . north america ? it feels like north america ??? i think ???

@puppygirlhornypost2 finally a way to get people to Stop using the Fucking Hetznered emoji in september 2024 😭😭😭😭😭

im Soo Crazyyyy !!!!!!

this is probably the prettiest picture ive ever taken

having a frozen mouth after a dentist is so silly like damn my lip no worky

eveytime im at the dentist the intrusive thought of “what if i bite the fuck out of this dentist’s finger” crosses my mind

@eris hey uhm so about that uhm ,

i will Not ekaborate on what i just said . cuz i have now idea what i just said

@eris Heyyyyyy uhm

best month of the year #Swag

they diagnosed me with awwtism cuz im adorable ❤️‍🩹💫 i also have severe social paranoia and a lack of communication skills

realistically what is stopping me from consuming the shell of the peanut

@tauon im sorry censoring mastodon is REALLY funny 😭😭😭😭