when i turn 18 im gonna become at least 20% funnier ive got an entire list of posts to make that i cannot make rn cuz they r simply too carnal

@inderix i djomnt kno what that is

@fiore hugs <3

angel girls clinking halos … theyre kissing …

@celery_in_water im going to boil someone

i have a strong urge to boil someone rn

@root i was so tired when i wrote this i might be a stupid

bweh … goodmormning eveyone … ( it is 11 pm )

everytime i go to bed i am put theough this horrid dilemma . socks or socks . socks is way warmer but no socks is sensory heaven . fuck man

one day i will produce a song for bladee and it will be awesome

oughuughughughhhhuuhhghgghhh melts into a goop oughhhghghhh

@zebo helo zebo

i am NOT letting my son watch cocomelon . the only entertainment he is allowed is Gorbino’s Quest

stop being mean 2 urself ur scaring the blessings away

wehhhhh !!! wehhhhhhhhhhhhh

@sasha yes !!!!!

being polish means there will always be like 20 ppl in ur distant family that youve never met but your parents know personally

one plus of leaving poland is that i will no longer get dragged to an event at some expensive venue and forced to eat shitty “fancy” food whenever some distant relative gets married LMAO

i love my beautiful puppy women oomfs