saying “quivering mound” in a room and seeing who’s ears perk up to figure out who here has a wattpad account
too young for i hate my wife .. too old for hawk tuah sigma skibidi … just the right age for peculiar forms of yearning <3
i’ve fallen off … im mid …. i need to consume more Viscous Ooze and improve my posting
met a girl on fedi that lives in the ocean . her swag is CRAZY . they call her the Ice Shrimp
cant unlock my door so i text my miss for the keys . forgot that she got in akkoma after a tragic car crash . well fuck , Mastodon
hey girl … do you like farming sims .. cuz …. cuz you could … do my star in the valley …. man Fuck this one liner shit is hard
what should the ellie fandom be called