today i would like to shoutout Gay Men

@a 4k pln is like seven usd thats so hype i can buy a Boat maybe

saying “quivering mound” in a room and seeing who’s ears perk up to figure out who here has a wattpad account

@a i am Sorey ok im a Sensetive girl whos been called slurs ok i just make jerk beats and have fun ok thankyou paypal me four thousand dolars right., Now

too young for i hate my wife .. too old for hawk tuah sigma skibidi … just the right age for peculiar forms of yearning <3

i’ve fallen off … im mid …. i need to consume more Viscous Ooze and improve my posting

met a girl on fedi that lives in the ocean . her swag is CRAZY . they call her the Ice Shrimp

@a uncwed slur on my timeline what if i Cried and Exploded

cant unlock my door so i text my miss for the keys . forgot that she got in akkoma after a tragic car crash . well fuck , Mastodon

@sasha STOPPPPPP FJDMGM.,.,,G,G,,BM,.,

feelin cubical tonight . i’m square

me , as a surgeon : oh whoops >///<

you : ——————–

will smith ? i don’t know , will he ?

@sasha domnt say this to me i am going to yearn and cry

*dying of a gunshot wound to the chest * Still cis tho ,,,,

hey girl … do you like farming sims .. cuz …. cuz you could … do my star in the valley …. man Fuck this one liner shit is hard

personally im “team ellie” all the way

what should the ellie fandom be called

@eris it ok ure alowed