FUCK male socialization ! its the age of mail socialization ! pen pals !! we are pen pals !!

what like 20% of my oomfies dont know is that i desire them Romantically

N-NO !! PLEASE DON’T DEFEDARATE ME , I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR !

[ flash cut to cliche awkward pre sex scene ] i missed your key , babe ….. why don’t we fork it a little ;)

i cant stop imagining other women as my mom !!! im diseased !!! im ill !!!!!!

just know that if 9/11 happened again id intervene . heh . yeah . i’m Kind of a hero . heh

@Li wait this looks fuckignm awesome is this yuri can u play as a girl in this game

hey girl can we cuddle and makeout in bed as u carress my hair and praise me in the most motherly voice u can muster i Mean what ahaha

@Li if theres no article on Wikipedia about being transformed into a piano im getting scammed

jealousy’s a bitch but she’s a bitch we all have …. the Ultimate polycule

/lh

im gonna learn how to code just so i can make an akkoma mod that sends out a ballistic missile barrage to anyone who wrench reacts me

when will two boys make out in front of me im getting inpatient

what if instead of wikipedia it was wikifreakia and it contained articles on extremely niche and specific fetishes

after i get done w this rush of tests this week i am probably gonna finally start working on that pcrf project i had in mind

reading a chess dictionary is so crazy cuz theres always smth named some shit like “The Schloppie-bloughjob Gambit”

@elysia i usually do its just that sending ppl files on diacord lets them play them without downloading cuz it embeds so its like more convinient lol

@elysia sucks for me cuz most .wav files for songs i make are above 10 but below 25 so i have to export to mp3 when sending ppl songs

@elysia 10mb ;-;

i hate discord man PLEASE raise the file size limit back up to 25mb please im begging u 😭😭😭