FUCK male socialization ! its the age of mail socialization ! pen pals !! we are pen pals !!
N-NO !! PLEASE DON’T DEFEDARATE ME , I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR !
[ flash cut to cliche awkward pre sex scene ] i missed your key , babe ….. why don’t we fork it a little ;)
i cant stop imagining other women as my mom !!! im diseased !!! im ill !!!!!!
just know that if 9/11 happened again id intervene . heh . yeah . i’m Kind of a hero . heh
hey girl can we cuddle and makeout in bed as u carress my hair and praise me in the most motherly voice u can muster i Mean what ahaha
jealousy’s a bitch but she’s a bitch we all have …. the Ultimate polycule
im gonna learn how to code just so i can make an akkoma mod that sends out a ballistic missile barrage to anyone who wrench reacts me
i just wanna be shorter man . i wish there was a way for me to be shorter ugh
what if instead of wikipedia it was wikifreakia and it contained articles on extremely niche and specific fetishes
after i get done w this rush of tests this week i am probably gonna finally start working on that pcrf project i had in mind
reading a chess dictionary is so crazy cuz theres always smth named some shit like “The Schloppie-bloughjob Gambit”
i hate discord man PLEASE raise the file size limit back up to 25mb please im begging u 😭😭😭