if freud saw the shit me and my girlfriend get up to in dms he’d have a field day
i was trying to tell the teacher smth but i needed to clear my throat so i let out this stupid fucking little whimper and the whole class heard it amnd ohmygod its over forme
90% of the oomfies are asleep , quick !! post ur most banger posts now !! no one will see them due to the algorithmless nature of the fediverse !! guh !!!!
no dad , i’m not “being lazy” … i’m bedrotting … i’m corpsemoding rn … its a coping mechanism … U wouldnt get it
u know its bad when im entering the first class of my 8 hour school day and ive been up for 15 hours already
RE: https://yearning.gay/objects/4e6409da-8561-43b1-bfa7-445839c547ae
u ever go so sleep deprived u start feeling the clothes on ur body n shit
girls act so weird when they have crushes like why am i giving my ethernet cable a little kiss everytime i send her a message
sometimes i hear a woman speak an i instantly fall to my knees and start crying and whining about wanting her to be my mom