idk why theres such a big competition between fedi and bluesky tbh they are verry different social media networks for different purposes N Thats Ok

politics is wild U got a party named Librarian or some shit yall crazy

splishy splash shower time ^.^

if u know abt the John Day, Oregon blizzard ur a real one ur tapped in

i dont think theres a single image of my dumbass where im not doing the ✌️ thing

not Just any girl can pick me up . im a woman with STANDARDS . those being :

• willing to mommy me
• thats it rlly um

@elysia hi oomfie <3

shoutout hazy thats twin right there

yk its bad when im running out of ways to creatively say “i love motherly women” cuz i say it so much

do yall think queen elizabeth was a fujoshi

idk what it is but i swear to god the air in school is significantly worse than everywhere else that shit fucks me up

ive got severe paranoid personality disorder and even im more stable then matrix dawg

i got a dentist appointment soon . usually id be excited abt a woman playing around in my mouth but this is significantly less exciting

ugh i have such a crush on oomf … but i’m too scared to tell her … so nothings gonna happen probably … ughhhh …

@fiore @Eleonora kid named vi : 6 !

america is crazy yall literally have a state called misery

everything i post is in memory of uncle milton <3 hes not dead i just remembered him <3

@ellie irl

( visibly glowing ) sorry we’re out of lightbulbs