turning 18 feels like getting to that one level all the new locations and quests are locked behind

the brain has an amazing trans

i just eated a bar of sope

all womemn are beautiful . Ok .

i am an Insturment

i hate when i forget headphones at home cuz it means i have to rawdog the audioscape

“my brother in christ” ur brother’s doing what now ?????

u e ver forget that u need to pee and then remember u need to pee and then go pee

they could never make me hate you , maternal lesbianism ….

i want her to rewire me . like real bad

i’d shoot a president and get publicly executed if it meant i could be 5’2

yeah . i’m a #PrettyPorcelainPrincess

i dont have headmates its just that a colony of small invertebrates lives in my brain and the one behind the keyboard switches out every now and then

i apologize for my Worms they do the posting for me

When she suckin on yo nuts but It’s FRIDAYYYYYYYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x_X #2014

youtube sponsorships are crazy. imagine taking recommendations on Razors For Your Balls from a man you watch play mario real good

Yeehaw