welcome to prounoun town .

hey ma’am . can i have a byte . can i have a byte of your information . can i . can i h ave a byte . can i h

worlds #1 failgirl right here

at the gym . irl walks up to me and goes “bro why are u doing the gay exercise” . i get confused and ask him why its the gay exercise . he says women do it because it’s a butt exercise . That only makes me wanna do it more

50 cent if he was santa : merry men . merry merry merry men . wish gifts from me

you are some sort of FREAK you .. with yoru dumb little hands

igaf if im 11 minutes late it’s still 1312

1.5l Arizona ice tea bottle for 2 euro ​​

when i say “haiii” i actually mean “can i hug your leg and whine as you pet me”

everytime someone says they lost something it takes every muscle in my gay little body not to say “i ated it :>”

just heard someone say “look at the cute puppy” and i geniunley thought they were talking abt me for a second holy shit im cooked

tfw u flirt w them jokingly and they flirt back 10x harder and u become nonverbal

“what gender are you” wrong . the proper question is “what genre are you”

living in canada is gonna be so awesome im gonna link up w soo many oomfs

cant wait to Leave this god forsaken country bro fuck poland 😭😭😭

weilding my mommy issues and oral fixation with a sort of sapphoerotic swag

walking around school with “BOYS WHIMPERING HD 320KBPS MP3” playing in my headphones