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if u have a crush on me u should tell me so i could organize a tournament breacket and watch each and every one of you fight for my love

trader joe ? mama ? ligma nuts in your mouth ?

smoking leftist weed cuz i’m always right

if an it/its who owns a pirated copy of fl asks for ur last.fm its basically proposing to you

this is the greatest game ever made

Finally . a Good Fucking spotify playlist .

i made a friend today and shes SO cool OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ive got crushes on so many ppl its not even funny …

sorry for being a weird little freak </3

my end goal is collecting women who i call “mom” and slowly starting the most motherly & sapphic militia the world has ever seen

el sweepy <3

so excited for forcemasc friday

today on #ellieAdvice : eat lemons they are yummy

Swedish Deity

im not therian but im also not human im just kinda like an angel dog robot yknow man i’m just like that man i’m chill as shit man

there is nothing more intimate than letting a woman run her hands over your motherboard