“boobie trapped ?” oh no .. we’ve got to rescue it …

just woke up from my little nap .. feel so refreshed

google how do i convince her to become my mom

#WormUp

I LOVE BEING BISEXUAL !!!!!!!!

ye have no maiden . ye bones be rotten with scurvy . to the plank with ye

t4t is awesome but theres a specific sense of acceptance and belonging i get from dating cis people . its like !! they accept me !! im no different than they are !! :>

call me a portal turret the way i wanna be murdered by a lesbian and apologize for getting in her way

honestly my taste in operating systems is purely vibes based . like windows used to be vibes but it’s not vibes anymore . most linux distros dont rlly have any vibes theyre just boring . macos has vibes but theyre like bad vibes . haiku has Perfect vibes like it’s So peak stylistically

honestly if haiku could run fl studio and paint . net id be using it daily

ankle length skirt my beloved

born to be a rockstar .. forced to be a semi - well known fedi shitposter ….

went to princess street and everybody knew me

i wanna do a dj set again that shit is so fun

i girlgot the girlhiccups . girlfuck my girlshitty girllife

it’s forcemasc friday !

“assigned [gender] at birth” i had an assignment at age 0 ?!?!?? man fuck homework i hate this shit

i dont get why ppl say shit like “reddit queer” and “steven universe queer” as an insult like if ppl r happy and expressing themselves tham thats like good . why shame that