this was funny cuz i rlly just made a plugg beat without the drums 😭😭😭😭

RE: https://yearning.gay/objects/2e406f53-ac2f-4777-b4ac-5a6ac1e55acf

MORNING IS SLAVERY
BREAK FREE FROM THE NORM
BE COZY IN BED
REAL MEN ARE “EEPYHEADS”

girls be like “wruff wruff bark” . my sister in christ , we are going to have a puppy playdate

goodmorning ellie nation …

chat

what does my history say about me

i love eating soil ! i feed on the essence of the earth ! the growthbed of the fauna !

age regressing so hard i turn back hundreds of millions of years of evolution just so i can be some fuckass fish that sucks on microbes to stay alive

lowkey need to be compressed to a .zip file

getting downloaded must feel Soooooo good

wish i could go back in time so that whenever the teachers in elementary school asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up i could reply with “unemployed”

tfw u lowkey wanna marry oomf

imagine hating on me . i’m literally snug as a bug in a rug rn .

an epic battle

yknow for all the friends i do have crushes on its rlly nice to have like rlly close besties that i only feel platonic affection towards . it’s like yeah thats my bestie i trust them with my life

sometimes a girl just wants to do some dillydallying !!!! thats ok !!!!

the butterflies in my stomach gotta start paying rent atp they’re here 24/7

kicking my feet , twirling my hair , y’know , the whole thing ,

old men she/her boats all the time . they womanify objects . we should manify objects like . “oh hey look at that little guy” . instead of saying “pass me a beer” say “give me that boy” . someone asks you about your boat ? “oh he’s grand !!”

We’re locking in for the next two hours .

all i want is a lanky and genuinely fucking terrifying 14 foot tall “thing” to cuddle is that Really so much to ask for .