im autistic and my special interest is my wife

i think i hauve covid

https://x.com/uta1416631/status/1840337201051415011

lesbianism incarnate

one time before a geography test abt polish mountains the class’s resident misogynist was walking around and showing everyone that he studied with ChatGPT and he’s gonna get the highest grade in the class . chatgpt listed three mountains that literally do not exist like it just Made them up he failed the test LMAOOOO

my weed oscillating this shit got me feeling like a square wave

im awesome cuz i appeal to the blahaj transfems and the ketamine transfems at the same time i got both waves on my side

i made a typo im gona die

when favoriting a post doesnt federate and it unfavorites it so u just gotta sit and click favorite a few times

These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed, as if I didn't kill an Applebee's hostess two miles away

angels ⚢

relistened to this song today and Yeah this is the greatest song of all time

i dont play minecraft anymore so like i dont rlly care but they really need to update the way the old mobs look because how the fuck are these two things in the same game 😭😭😭

asking santa for a leon s. kennedy body pillow for christmas

Liy is armed and ready to HUG!!!!!!

in Parkour civilization they make u do a 1 block jump for raw chicken or a 1 block vertical jump for raw beef

i am chronically in love with leon kennedy from resident evil . it is becoming unhealthy .

this is still the best youtube video on the platform https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2xdgg2CKbM

risk of rain 2 is such a good fucking game man