co-host ? more like . .. no host . . . . .cuz its gone . . . .. . uhm ,

my tongue is my girlfriend's alarm clock

hatterene is the best pokemon . my beloved trans slime witch girl

@ellie

in 2015 , toby fox released Undertale , which contained a character named “Sans” . the french would shamelessly Steal this 1177 years prior .

crazy how “:3” went from being the most hated on emoticon there was to being probably the most frequently used one in most internet spaces . the world is Healing

when i was in middle school i sat in the corner of the class like beside the windowsill . amd they had this plant there . and any time someone wasnt looking id like bite on and chew the plant . one time the teacher was like “listen class i KNOW its one of you chewing on our plant . who is it .” and no one answered . i dont think the teacher ever found out it was me

haloposting on a tuesday afternoon

its october . u are permitted 1 ( One ) pumpkinfucking joke this month . use it wisely

( trying to impress the linux girl i brought over ) oh yeah im toootally a kde fedora gnome rustls user . yea my iso is so nixos boot drive . yea my desktop environment mint dx11 ubuntu shellscript is sooo boot flash github

this post makes me feel like royalty i just tell people to do smth and they do it this is crazy

RE: https://yearning.gay/objects/69f771ea-63fc-4a2c-a368-6fe83e78f5aa

reply to this post with the word fuck

i am DELUSIONAL and should not be trusted with the ability to FANTSIZE AND REMINISCE

im a simple girl . i see a man with big arms and a kind heart and my heart starts feeling funny um

i love when i turn my headphones on and the bluetooth lady says “connected” and “pairing” ,, yes girl , i feel a connection too … we’ll make a great pairing … ahaha .. hha .. m …..

five nights at mariah carey . mariah scary