today i would like to shoutout Gay Men

saying “quivering mound” in a room and seeing who’s ears perk up to figure out who here has a wattpad account

too young for i hate my wife .. too old for hawk tuah sigma skibidi … just the right age for peculiar forms of yearning <3

i’ve fallen off … im mid …. i need to consume more Viscous Ooze and improve my posting

met a girl on fedi that lives in the ocean . her swag is CRAZY . they call her the Ice Shrimp

cant unlock my door so i text my miss for the keys . forgot that she got in akkoma after a tragic car crash . well fuck , Mastodon

feelin cubical tonight . i’m square

me , as a surgeon : oh whoops >///<

you : ——————–

will smith ? i don’t know , will he ?

*dying of a gunshot wound to the chest * Still cis tho ,,,,

hey girl … do you like farming sims .. cuz …. cuz you could … do my star in the valley …. man Fuck this one liner shit is hard

what should the ellie fandom be called

a “ polycule “ ? nay matey , this be me crew

pls do not the angel

ive gotten gender euphoria from music but sometimes a song gives me angel euphoria its so hard to explain but its such a feeling

Artist: ticcy
Media: fire emblem, fire emblem fates
Source: https://twitter.com/ticcytx/status/994762634703654913

when will an armada of 20 women come and pet me all at once iam waiting .

finally finished a song ive been whittling away for a while … excited

guys ,,, , ,, ,,, where did my gender go .,, who took it ,,, im serious did any of u take my gender ,,,, itss nn not funnyyy