she’s so hot i’d totally let her cannibalize me

i want all of them so bad

my son will be birthed in the Mold

STOP FORKING MISSKEY !!! im tired of seeing it ! my oomfs iceshrimp make fun of me , my sharkey mutuals point an laugh . i was on akkoma , right ? now ALLLL of the instances are on misskey forks . i showed my instance to my girlfriend she said “hey babe , its running akkoma hahha database rot” . i fucking looked at my programmer friend’s posts and they said “i’m forking misskey !” . she looked at my fucking hamster and said “im making HAMSTERSKEY” !!! GGAAAHHHHH !!!!!

all i want is a 17 foot tall witch woman

nibbling on elf ears … nibbling on elf ears … nibbling on e

woman brushing my angel wings

anyone wanna bond over loving their wife

gonna start saying “pause” after saying something straight to switch up the meta

im ranked gold in wifeloving

women are so beautiful

someone shld makea vst that simulates the noise created when small speakers start running out of battery

listening to the “you’re doing very well” glados voiceline anytime i do something im proud of so that it feels like she’s praising me . mental health getting significantly better

called my wife and ask her if i could bring fish and chips home . she sighed and hung up . Regrets letting me name the kids i guess

begging ppl to buy my music on bandcamp so i dont have to become a wagie

newjeans is easily the best kpop group

that one aespa song if it was about trauma : traumamamama

chasers hate it when transfems get bottom surgery so when theyre talking to one theyre
like "GARFIELD !!! ARE YOU /SRS OR ESTROGENIZED PENIS"