if i had a dime for every time i fell in love with an oomf id have enough money to construct a body swap machine , turn into mark zuckerberg , and step out into oncoming traffic

would u still love me if i made the one block jump for the beef

when u ask her what her favorite brand of cigarettes is ( you want to smoke them all over your clothes so you can smell like her )

i love it when girls smell like that

i love the new osamason song but the nettspend song over the same beat was So much better i wish it released 😭😭😭

my bones ….. my bones …….

searching #Fujoshi on instagram … Wish me luck

more men should be failgirls

me when my frined land told me he split from sudbury : no way,land !

big news guys

nettspend is my dad

shoutout femboyfishing

if i eated rock ,

ceo of “wants her hips to be held by a boy” industries™

wish gmail had a way to delete Every email in ur inbox at once cuz i dont want it to keep complaining that my storage is full like bitch i Know i dont use u anymore 😭