im gonna learn how to code just so i can make an akkoma mod that sends out a ballistic missile barrage to anyone who wrench reacts me

when will two boys make out in front of me im getting inpatient

what if instead of wikipedia it was wikifreakia and it contained articles on extremely niche and specific fetishes

after i get done w this rush of tests this week i am probably gonna finally start working on that pcrf project i had in mind

reading a chess dictionary is so crazy cuz theres always smth named some shit like “The Schloppie-bloughjob Gambit”

i hate discord man PLEASE raise the file size limit back up to 25mb please im begging u 😭😭😭

time to #MakeMusic

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@sterophonick my Words are wise …

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ellie priv fedi account will happen when i reach 1k followers i think at that point shit will be hectic enough to the point i Directly need one lol

tfw u see that one oomf that u lowkey got a crush on but also u only know like a little bit and u wanna talk to more but ur also a little scared and

im so tired pls paypal me four trillion dolar

i wamted to make a yearnpost abt walking through a pumpkin patch with a girl but given i am a trans woman i Just know that fucking Someone is gonna make the joke unprompted 😭😭😭 fml

man fuck this class im sleepy and hungry and i want to pee fuck this man fuck

realistically whats stopping me from drinking paint

my legs feel like jelly today

doctor told me i’m “neurodievirgin” or smth … im not gonna die a virgin … Not gona happen