yall are complaining about the endless misskey forks but you're forgetting the mstdn-ebooks ecosystem, with 30 thousand forks, all of which add one line and go dormant for three years before someone forks it again

watching folding ideas and getting whiplash from hearing fucking harris bomberguy reading out excerpts of 50 shades

these antimemetics ain't shit

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today >:3

i'm so tired eepy

me when i'm in a being cunty competition and my opponent uses

hm

which

happy trans day of visibility

oh right i need to do taxes
i got so used to being a benefits leech i don't know how to do any of this

zero-sum house furnishing

leon has learned to climb my legs to reach higher elevation
which is cute and awesome but it also means i can no longer be pantsless inside
ow

do you think bottom text is a power bottom or a princess pillow? is top text a dominatrix or mommy dommy? both? are they in a monogamous relationship?

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it's not 10 it's actually 33:56 i'm just staying up real late i promise it's still the previous day

leon finally ate through my headphone cable;

they should invent instagram again and have it be the 2014 instagram just so ellie can use it

yeah yeah conservapedia is cringe but have you heard of ultraorthodox jewish censored wikipedia

no!!! i don't like meta!!! i just insert my opinion on anything that's going on and/or publicly complain about "dumb meta" that doesn't even exist yet, thereby creating it!!!

— everyone on fedi all of the time