duck duck went 😔

yesterday i went to sleep after 24 hours of awake time and woke up 3 hours later
thankfully i continued sleeping but that was scary

goob mornin

paws at u (im holding a knife

i would call my alter ego efioa but that looks exactly as pronounceable as aoife

perpetually surprised by how cover artists can make imagine dragons sound worse

yall are complaining about the endless misskey forks but you're forgetting the mstdn-ebooks ecosystem, with 30 thousand forks, all of which add one line and go dormant for three years before someone forks it again

watching folding ideas and getting whiplash from hearing fucking harris bomberguy reading out excerpts of 50 shades

these antimemetics ain't shit

⟩ː∃

today >:3

i'm so tired eepy

me when i'm in a being cunty competition and my opponent uses

hm

which

happy trans day of visibility

oh right i need to do taxes
i got so used to being a benefits leech i don't know how to do any of this

zero-sum house furnishing

leon has learned to climb my legs to reach higher elevation
which is cute and awesome but it also means i can no longer be pantsless inside
ow