i would do anything for princess rosalina … save me , beautiful and tall mother of the stars …. save me …

drink water . Now . Hydrate

i love Developing sudden crushes on people !

i like eating mulch !

im sauce . like this post if ur sauce

if u ever catch me saying that i dislike men shoot me on sight . bash my head in with a lead pipe . that is not Me . i will have been infected and cloned by a parasite

women unscrewing my tummy panel and rewiring me

they should turn me into a marketable plushie .

save me heather mason save meeee

im so sleepy

how i look when i see oomf in my notifications

this new nettspend song is so gooooodd ughh

listened to the new sophie album . i think all the instrumentals r good but the features rlly drag the songs down a lot of the time . elegance clears its the best song

boymoding is so fucking impossible man i keep getting she/her’d in public NFNDMGMFNGN

oomf is beautiful . oomf puts butterflies in my tummy

in fedi civilization , you have to choose being making one shitpost and two meta posts . no one EVER makes the two meta posts and lives to tell the tale

i see the world as one big chew toy and oh boy im about to chew

im so hungry i could eat a horse !

kids these days dont even do drugs. all they do is be gender non conforming