i just woked the up <3

i love being a robot and having my cute little robot parts

we need more jesters & tricksters on here . where are all the temptressess and jokers

idea ; having a girl install a confetti gun that shoots little butterfly confetti inside of your tummy whenever u get flustered so u LITERALLY get butterflies in ur tummy

if u rlly think abt it battery packs r just iv bags for women

dismemberment body horror is so burnt out man i want more like Amalgam of Limbs and Objects sewn Together body horror like give me the Fucked up shit thats way cooler and scarier

i love having a group of guys . like theyre just my guys . only i know them . theyre my guys

who wanna rewire me into believing theyre my mom & creator haha i mean what

my feetsies r cold i need to hire a person to hold a hair dryer up to them and warm them up while i sleep . how much do yall think that service would cost

next person to unironically use “hon” or “passoid” as an insult is getting publicly executed at the square

dont text rn bro im playing . im playing right now . u dont understand im playing

used to say “pls adopt me” to pretty women as a joke but i Dont think its a joke anymore

FUCK male socialization ! its the age of mail socialization ! pen pals !! we are pen pals !!

what like 20% of my oomfies dont know is that i desire them Romantically

N-NO !! PLEASE DON’T DEFEDARATE ME , I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR !

[ flash cut to cliche awkward pre sex scene ] i missed your key , babe ….. why don’t we fork it a little ;)

i cant stop imagining other women as my mom !!! im diseased !!! im ill !!!!!!

just know that if 9/11 happened again id intervene . heh . yeah . i’m Kind of a hero . heh

hey girl can we cuddle and makeout in bed as u carress my hair and praise me in the most motherly voice u can muster i Mean what ahaha

jealousy’s a bitch but she’s a bitch we all have …. the Ultimate polycule